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Size of you-know-what.
perfect
When something is right-on or just as you want it

My god, it was nearly 8" (ie it was nearly perfect)
8' by Rosa January 24, 2005
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you've heard of 69, laughed at 420
Now I present to you -8 haha
-8 by JoeBackhand December 8, 2020
Related Words
🎼 Young and full of running
Tell me where is that taking me?
Just a great figure eight
Or a tiny infinity?

Love is really nothing
But a dream that keeps waking me
For all of my trying
We still end up dying
How can it be?

Don't say a word
Just come over and lie here with me
'Cause I'm just about to set fire to everything I see

I want you so bad I'll go back on the things I believe
There I just said it
I'm scared you'll forget about me 🎼
I'm on the edge of desire ...

8 ... I see
8 by Buzz.Buzz. October 30, 2022
its a smiley face thats puffing his cheeks out duh x]
hello, im a smiley face puffing his cheeks out :8

ta-dah
:8 by VideoKidd :] May 22, 2008
a smiley face with eyes and a nose
look at it to the side
you can see the eyes is the #---->8
the nose is the line --> -
and the mouth is that--> ]

8-]
The new Reddit funny number; looks like a penis

Source: r/dankmemes/k8wqdp/behold_your_funny_new_number
(as of 12/8/2020 5:16 am)
OP: hey -8
Unknown: what do you mean -8
OP: hehe funny number (2)
-8 by moosetwin December 8, 2020
Same as :cool:. Used in chat when something is particularly neat or "cool."
<Altron> Hey taco I got a packet of ketchup with my fries today
<taco_fox> 8)
8) by taco_fox September 29, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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