Puppetard 

A person who has the intelligence quotient of a parrot, used by politicians to tout how great they are.

Puppetard: Hillary is the most honest and electable person running for president.
Dave: I wonder how long it took to train that puppetard to say electable.
Sara: I wonder how long it took for it to say and.

Puppetard by Genghis flan September 1, 2016

Purpletard 

A Choking mentally disabled person

“Hey! go help that purpletard!”

Purpletard by Gretchen69420 January 1, 2022

Pupperdoos 

A puppy or dog, for that matter, whom is extremely cute!

Awwe, Zach look at that cute pupperdoos!!!

Pupperdoos by Kristen Nock October 29, 2008

pupperdoggo

a tiny ol' doggo pupper

What the fuck is a pupperdoggo?

A tiny ol' doggo pupper.

pupperdoggo by Quantbum lov majestick January 15, 2017

Pumptard 

Someone who post over-zealous, exaggerated claims and comments on an internet stock marketr message board to influence price changes in certain stocks. The comments made by pumptards generally have little or no basis in fact.

The pumptard is making preposterous statements again.

Pumptard by BadPirate July 7, 2008

pumptard 

An overly optimistic stock market investor somewhat out-of-touch with reality. One who spreads false rumors with the intention of creating interest in a stock therefore increasing demand and a higher price. The pumptard sells the stock after it has appreciated and therefore benifits from the higher price. Pumptards usually spread their dubious information via online message boards.

Visa stock will be $200 per share by Christmas! Buy now! I am a Pumptard!

pumptard by JuggleMan July 7, 2008

puketard 

A person who is so stupid, they make you want to vomit.

I just watched "Jersey Shore." Now I despair for the human race. As far as the eye can see, nothing but puketards.

puketard by Maxhole July 15, 2011