slasturbating 

masturbating in your sleep

Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"

slasturbating by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009

slasturbating 

staying inside all day to just sleep and masturbate

John: dude yesterday i was slasturbating like crazy

George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day

slasturbating by JabroniMaster February 21, 2011

Super Smashturbating 

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating

I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

Super Smashturbating by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009

Smashturbating 

When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating

I caught my twelve year old smashturbating with his Christmas present.

Smashturbating by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009

Saturbating 

The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.

Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.

Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).

Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...

Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....

Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...

Saturbating by munciemike May 23, 2009

Slackturbating 

When one should be doing work, but masturbates instead

Synonym to Procrastibating

Andrew: Shouldn't Ansell be studying for his Biochemistry exam?

Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online

Slackturbating by Blackaliciousx March 14, 2011

Flasturbating 

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

Flasturbating by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007