procrast 

To be in the state of procrastinating.

1. I am being such a procrast right now by adding this to Urban Dictionary.
2. Stop being such a waste of life procrast.

procrast by Sickashell March 31, 2008

Procrast-ubator 

Somebody who gets sidetracked from work/homework so much so that they engage in masturbation.

Aaron H: Hey man, have you don't your work yet?
Steven H: Sorry, I was procrast-urbating last night? Can I do it for tomorrow?
Aaron H: Dude, you are such a procrast-ubator!

Procrast-ubator by Ethetic June 11, 2014

Procrastanigger

A Sri Lankan nigger who is too busy eating curry and wanking to finish his homework

Apparently Ramesh didn't finish the assignment again. Man, he's such a procrastanigger.

Procrastanigger by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

procrastiplanting 

Verb:
When you have a million things to do, but ignore them all, and you tend to your plants instead.

I didn't want to do any of my school assignments, so I just sat in the garden procrastiplanting.

procrastiplanting by Old Dog Zero One March 23, 2022

procrastitoker

pro·cras·ti·toker
a person who habitually puts off doing things to TOKE. procrastitoke

"I'm a constant procrastitoker "

procrastitoker by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastidab 

pro·cras·ti·dab
Putting off doing anything to DAB before doing it. procrastitoke

I always procrastidab before I do anything man..

procrastidab by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastitoking 

pro·cras·ti·toking
Toking before doing anything. procrastitoke procrastitoker

I've been procrastitoking way too much lately or have I?

procrastitoking by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019