bate my hook

To jack someone off

Lady:"im bored, what should we do?"
Fella:"Well...you could bate my hook...?"

by Pearly Pete November 22, 2009

on my bates

To be on your own. Rhymes with "Billy Bates, got no mates".

"Were you out last night?"

"No, I was at home, on my bates"

by LimpySeagull July 21, 2021