lexington nc

Welcome to Lexington and thomasville Nc Where the drug dealers are junkies 🥴 The bitches swear they got WAP, but it’s just pissy pussy 😂😂😂 Everybody da 🐐 but can’t keep a man/woman 🤧 Baby mamas ain’t shit , baby daddies aint either 🤦🏿Snitching is kool as long as your popular 🤡 This the only city where you can switch gangs & still live 🤐 Ppl be posting plates, knowing it look like potted meat ☹️☹️☹️ Ppl turn their back on you & play victim 😬 They talk about ya in private but need you in public 🤧🤧🤧 Side bitches feel like they gotta be known 🤷🏿 ♂️Dudes fuckin Dudes 🤨😤😤😤 You can be broke & still have haters in this city 🗣 Ya homie do Meth, pop pillz,snort coke,& smoke weed but will call another mf a junkie 😩🤷🏿 ♂️Dudes be 40, but fuckin girls their daughter age 🤨🤷🏾 ♀️Females lashes be longer than their real hair🤡😂😬 Everybody arguing & fighting over ppl inna relationship 🤧 Girls getting their azz done instead of their teeth 🦷 ❗️Wheeeeeeewwwwww Child this whole city need to be baptized 😂😂😂😂😂 🤦🏿🤦🏿

😂😂😂😂 JUST SAYING 🇧🇧

Lexington NC was the worst place he had ever beem to in his life

lexington nc by Zak brystow December 26, 2020

Lexington, NC

The barbecue capital of the world and home to the barbecue festival.

Lydian: Man, I really feel like a good barbecue sandwich, where should we go?

Kelsea: Jimmy's barbecue in Lexington, NC. Where else???

Lexington, NC by Lydian Beck April 8, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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