legaphobia

a person (male or female) who is completely afraid of there legs or of showing their legs!

Symptoms of legaphobia:
- very tall
- middle eastern
- very smart
- lonely
- hates people with name S at the start

scott: why is moey always wearing pants
ben: its obvious he has legaphobia :0
veeraj: it all makes sense now

legaphobia by Scoot and benJAMIN July 26, 2020

lasaphobia 

the fear of shoelaces

"Kit why are your shoes never tied?"
"I have lasaphobia. It's incurable."

lasaphobia by mastercutter May 31, 2018

logophobia 

extreme or irrational fear or aversion to logic.

from Greek 'Logos' (word, reason) + -phobia

“John had a severe case of logophobia, causing him to claim he's attractive."

logophobia by imma_redbull04 July 7, 2014

ludaphobia

(n.) The extreme fear of Russian Ballet Warrior, Liudmila. Side effects include: Rapid weight loss, increased suicidal thoughts, chair leaping, bruises, intense body odor, over active salivary/sweat glands, adaptation of russian dialect and culture, intense hatred of pianists named steve, increased awareness of one's zipper.

*May lead to fear of mirrors and crippling injuries of hips and knees. Also, intense longing for corrective surgery may induce.

Positive Polly became distraught when Luda threw a chair at her, causing her Ludaphobia to skyrocket out of control and sending her into an epileptic frenzy. She now resides in a padded room with no reflective objects whatsoever. We now call her Fat.

ludaphobia by Mt. Dew Drinker February 22, 2009

Legaphilia 

Is the admiration, enjoyment, and sexual interest in seeing the human leg. It's usually reserved, but not exclusive to, men admiring female legs. It's one form of Partialism Like anything it can become an obsession. More recent times it's become more about the calf muscle than the entire leg. Those who are subject to Legaphilia are known as Legaphiles.
In the mid-30s an art form was created from this paraphilia known as Cheesecake Art. The word meaning Leg Art.

The earliest of this form of art was produced by George Petty, who did centerfold paintings for all kinds of advertisements, but is most noted for his Esquire magazine centerfolds.

Credited as the inspiration for Hugh Hefner's Playboy centerfold.
Today there are many blogs and sites that specialize in the acceptance and proliferation of this fetish such as Legs Emporium

Because of my enjoyment of legaphilia, the first thing I notice, or look for on a woman are her legs.

Legaphilia by GreatBretzky December 29, 2014

ligmaphobia 

Refers to a persons constant paranoia of being got by somebody else. Common behavior associated with ligmaphobes is frequent suspicion that a conversation will lead to a ligma joke.

“Just got a call that Wilma got in a car crash…”

“Is this a ligma joke dude?”

“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”

“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”

ligmaphobia by GitGudBilly September 18, 2021

lezaphobic 

a version of homophobic, except its towards lesbians not gay males

oh my god i can't believe you just said that, you are so lezaphobic

lezaphobic by white_wicca February 7, 2006