gene shallot

NBC's Today Show movie reviewer. Known for his unique movie reviews and unruly mustache. Gene is frequently mentioned and ridiculed on the show "Family guy".

Peter- 'I can't help it, I haven't been this scared since I was mugged by Gene Shallot'
Gene - 'Don't Panic Room, I'm not going to William Hurt you. I only want your Tango & Cash.'

gene shallot by Kela the Gypsy July 17, 2006

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Gene Shallot

Noun - 1) A pathetic excuse for a celebrity

2) Decent cannon fodder for celebrity jokes

3) Any white person with an Afro

Verb - See Shalloting

Guy 1: that dude is totally Gene Shallot! Guy 2: Yeah man, look at his afro!

Gene Shallot by Stan the Let'sPlay Man December 13, 2010

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gene shallot

some random guy mentioned on family guy who no one knows about but laughs at anyway

like that one time i met gene shallot

gene shallot by thisguy May 16, 2006

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shallow end of the gene pool

Used to describe simple (stupid) people who might be missing a few vital genetic components.

In-bred Betty Sue came from the shallow end of the gene pool.

shallow end of the gene pool by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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