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flabbergasting 

joan flabbergasted so much that the people at the party could see her cheeks clapping together through her spandex
flabbergasting by unknown July 26, 2004

Flabbergasting 

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.

It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.
"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."
Flabbergasting by 666onyou June 8, 2021

Flabbergasting 

Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm- I'm flabbergasting! AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!

Flabbergasting hmong 

Out of breath non air breathing non-Andrew Tate looking Asian with a HUGE personality
Dylan Keng only likes flabbergasting hmong women
Flabbergasting hmong by JI DION October 24, 2022

Flabbergastion 

The state or condition in which one is feeling "Extra" flabbergasted.
"Upon seeing a fellow human in a grocery store, wearing a yellow unitard with no underwear, sporting a giant moose knuckle has left me in a state of flabbergastion."

"People that act like douchebags often leave me in a state of flabbergastion."
Flabbergastion by olivesOolviesreal February 21, 2018

flabergastingandreisthebestatosus 

get him to the hospital he has flabergastingandreisthebestatosus.