farticate 

Term used to categorize certain individuals who enjoy smelling farts while fornicating.

Honey would you please bend over? We need to farticate.

farticate by oj.did.it June 29, 2013

Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.

Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.

Farticide by mochicho March 8, 2009

Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

Not here to fornicate with arachnids by Kiz... December 25, 2020

"Farticulate Matter" 

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.

Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.

"Farticulate Matter" by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

fabricated truth 

hmmm??? WTF! A made up story that never happened! sheep dip!

That sounds like a story you just made up as being for real. Sounds to me like some more of your fabricated truth crap!

fabricated truth by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2021

fartipation 

When you are bloated and need to fart but can’t.

I feel bloated and really need to fart but I can’t. I think I have fartipation.

fartipation by Sheep on fire March 9, 2018

fartcatcher 

An obsequious servant, waiter, or sales assistant; one who continually follows closely behind their employer/customer, fawning and pathetically eager to please.

The moment you entered the store, you had a fartcatcher treading on your heels.

fartcatcher by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007