cockshire 

1. The area surrounding a cock
2. Literary device used in many shakespeare plays

Damn, my cockshire itches

We musn't forget william shakespeare's use of the cockshire in Othello

cockshire by Whitey April 11, 2004

cocksmile 

A group of turkeys

watch out, theres a big cocksmile in my backyard

cocksmile by Long Don September 22, 2012

Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

Cockshit Zombie by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

cockstress 

a female has mastered the art of aiding a man in reaching an orgasm, usually frequently in one sexual encounter, by an means of penetrative and non-penetrative sex

"man, I had an incredible night with this chick last night, she got me off so many times, I was defenceless against her skills, she was a master cockstress!"

cockstress by beaujalais October 15, 2011

Putting out a Cockfire

When your cock is "on fire" you turn to the person next to you and slowly insert it into their mouth.

The band members of Blink-182 explained to a crowd of music lovers about the process of "putting out a cockfire".

Putting out a Cockfire by AnkleSpankerTubeSteak August 17, 2009

Cockshit 

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis

This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!

Cockshit by currybomb July 28, 2010

cockshit 

something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit

Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.

cockshit by Carly July 2, 2003