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Carpeted Kitchen

Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.
Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?

Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?

Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy

Carpeted the shed 

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).
Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!

Carpeted Bathroom

Worst thing to exist ever. A girl from my theatre class has a thing for them. Why?
Carpeted Bathrooms shouldn't be a thing

"Look at all the mold in my Carpeted Bathroom"
Carpeted Bathroom by TheatreCrackhead September 26, 2019

Carpeted Cock 

Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.
Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.
Carpeted Cock by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020

Carpeter 

1) a person who puts in carpet and does not build houses
Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?

Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter
Carpeter by mytwentycats August 29, 2017

Carpeteer 

A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi bar AKA (vagina or pussy)

Note: a bit of a classy lady
Sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.
Carpeteer by -cM July 16, 2007