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The utopia of asses. The one land all ass-warriors strive for when their time comes to an end. Only glory and butts await for the brave and bold in this golden heaven.
"He fell unconscious after touching such perfect ass. He knew that after such experience he could only await death, and hoped that he was worthy of ascending to Assgard with full honours."
Assgard by Jefedin January 5, 2014
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The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.
"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"
assgasket by Dylan March 13, 2004
An orgasm brought about by anal sex.
Tom: Did you like how I f*cked you in the ass?
Cindy: Yeah, you totally made me assgasm.
assgasm by BritishBanter July 5, 2016
An orgasm achieved from anal stimulation.
Ben: Can girls have assgasms?
assgasm by sterlingheights September 25, 2005

Assgas gargledier 

Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.
Careful who’s face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose
Assgas gargledier by Davedale August 5, 2019
someone whose attitudes are layered in assitude, a super asshat.
Jerry is such an assgarb.
assgarb by dannyshamas November 21, 2010