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Wank Biscuit 

Wank Biscuit is a game played by a group of 3 or over males! It involves all males participating to masturbate until they ejaculate onto a biscuit or cookie of thier choice preferably a digestive! All males must ejaculate onto the biscuit! The loser is the last male to ejaculate onto the now high protine snack! As a forfiet the loser must eat the biscuit!
BOB: who wants to play wank Biscuit?
Dave: Erm......No!
Sam: Yeah!
Rick: Go on then!
Pete: Okay!
Bob: HA! Three against one Dave your Playin!
Dave: For fuck sake! I never win?
Bob: You love it you sick fuck!
Wank Biscuit by mike doom July 12, 2004
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wank biscuit 

Them Limp Bizkit phonies can't even spell the name of their own band. It is spelt +Wank Biscuit+, you assface.

wank biscuit 

1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.
1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank biscuit."

2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit."

3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"
wank biscuit by Meik April 2, 2003

wank-biscuit 

1. Someone who is not actually a wanker, but a more mild one.
2. Posh term for "Wanker"
You wank-biscuit, give me that back
wank-biscuit by Techno Joker May 31, 2003

wankbuscuit

1. Somebody who is a wanker

2. Insult for somebody both retarded and mentally backwards
Timmy you wankbuscuit!
wankbuscuit by Shavar March 14, 2005

Wankbiscuit 

Your fucking wankbiscuit, you broke my Power Rangers toy.
Wankbiscuit by Captain Doormat January 16, 2004

wackbiscuit 

Paramedic term for an individual who is having some sort of mental illness.
"We had to call medcontrol and knock up the wackbiscuit with some Thorazine."
wackbiscuit by Crawlover July 3, 2004