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Phonies
A friend that comes over to visit but doesn't. He
Comes over to play on his phone and not socialize
Just plays on the phone and looks up every now and then so they are a bunch of (phonies)
Comes over to play on his phone and not socialize
Just plays on the phone and looks up every now and then so they are a bunch of (phonies)
My friends came over to visit the other day but didn't they just took her phone out log online and played on it. (so I called them Phonies)
Phonies by Twisted eyed dawg August 26, 2018
Related Words
phony • phonie • Phonics • Phonesexual • Phonesia • phoniks • Phonist • #phonesex • Phobies(FOH-bees) • Phobies
phonies
two or more girls walking through a store,mall,parking lot or down the side walk totally oblivious to the rest of the world because they have their eyes and hands permanently attached to their phones.
phonies by Mr. Antiphonie December 26, 2010
phonies
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
phonies by ongadoolover October 25, 2020
Phonies
Gym-goers who occupy weight benches, squat racks, or machines solely to look like they are exercising, while actually spending 90% of their time sitting there scrolling on their phones. A blend of "phone" and "phony" (someone who is fake).
“I’ve been waiting twenty minutes to use the cable machine, but it’s completely locked down by a bunch of phonies checking their feeds.”
Phonies by Leo Panthera September 24, 2026
pay phones
Phones that cost 50 cents to use & are out in public. They used to be 10 cents in the 70's & 5 cents in New Orleans.
When I used pay phones in the 70's, I was surprised that it only gave 3 minutes of talk time for 10 cents!
pay phones by Starchylde May 28, 2016
phomies
R11 is full of phomies
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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