Splatitude 

A meaningless self-quote (usually in a swirly font on a busy background) trying to sound philosophical, but falling as flat as a lead balloon.

His endless strings of splatitudes made him a bore at parties.

Splatitude by CaroRio January 21, 2021

Slutitude 

Maximum Slutosity. The act of being uber sluttish

Devin showed off her slutitude today by wearing a miniskirt and see through tube top

Slutitude by Matt May 13, 2005

Statitude 

This is when somebody makes a Facebook status that is mean spirited or has serious attitude problems on the web.

Dude...I read your status last night and like why do you have to have such a bad statitude I mean nobody wants to be subjected to that....

Statitude by AddyP19 September 3, 2010

slavitude 

A combination of the words slavery and servitude (cf. "indentured servitude"). A special form of unending slavery, in which you have the freedom to quit your job with an abusive employer, but are too financially strained and overworked to find another job. Becoming increasingly common in western economy and society where employees are disposable (and so can be abused mentally/worked to death) and wage increases have not kept up with inflation.

Person 1: Dude, you should really quit your job, they treat you like crap.

Person 2: Yeah, they do, but I barely make rent and jobs are scarce. I guess I'm stuck in slavitude.

slavitude by Behrooz Afrakhan May 25, 2006

Splenitude Complex 

It’s a behaviour commonly seen manifesting in medium to low ranking social acquaintances, the subject displays an almost instant but thankfully temporary improvement in social skills.

They idolise their adversaries and practice the art of mockery, they often size up males once thought to be untouchable or someone to respect and engage in verbal battle. Some times higher ranking members of the social elite begin to accept this change and reward the individual for their self proclaimed promotion.

Thankfully this spell of success is always short lived and the acquaintance is normally physically inept to prevent the decent back to their natural order.

Generic High Ranker: Anyone heard from Splenum today?

Generic Low Level Acquaintance: I’m here I’m just sick of your shit!

Generic High Ranker: Ooooooooh! Get back where you belong we'll have none of that "Splenitude Complex" in this collective thank you!

Etc etc!

Splenitude Complex by NMFTW September 1, 2010

satitude 

combination of "sass" and "attitude"

"i don't need your satitude today"

satitude by lime4 March 26, 2017

shlatitude 

Paired with shlongitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

shlatitude by Scott March 30, 2004