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Sluttish Sleepy Eyes
This term describes the look that certain girls give guys when they're interested in them. It looks like the girl is slightly squinting, and she's giving a tired, loving sort of look.
1. I knew I had a chance with this girl when she gave me the sluttish sleepy eyes.
2. Sluts always try to use the sluttish sleepy eyes to lure their prey.
2. Sluts always try to use the sluttish sleepy eyes to lure their prey.
Sluttish Sleepy Eyes by CowboyDebop August 14, 2011
Related Words
sluttish • Sluttish Sleepy Eyes • sluttishment • Slutfish • sluntish • slutfishing • slutish • sluttistics • Sluttyish • Slutwish
Slutfish
slutfish- (noun) a combination of the words "selfish" and "slut" intended to describe two parts of a singular person's personality and/or outward appearance. ie- a whore who is a selfish asshole.
My aunt is marrying someone closer to her daughter's age than her own, and expects her entire family to pay for everything for her THIRD wedding, including a trip to the caribbean which they are not invited to... what a fucking slutfish.
Slutfish by gotchabitch9000 June 10, 2011
Slutwish
Slutwish by make@wish_ January 18, 2022
slutish
a cuter way of saying the word "slut"
refers to a a sexually promiscuous person.
A woman prostitute, female dog
A slovenly woman; a slattern.
refers to a a sexually promiscuous person.
A woman prostitute, female dog
A slovenly woman; a slattern.
slutish by primaverabebe September 10, 2010
slutfishing
To go searching for cheap sex with wonderfully skanky sluts.
While this can often refer to "trolling" (aka taking whatever will follow) or tournament slutfishing (keeping the beauties, throwing back the trash).
Slutfishing is most common around the college campuses of America, although it is also a popular pastime in gyms, bars, whorehouses, massage parlors, restaurants, malls, streets, up in da club, the beach, the lake, deez nutz, the dump... okay, I was just kidding about the dump. You get the picture. You can pursue this activity in just about any bastion of freedom.
While this can often refer to "trolling" (aka taking whatever will follow) or tournament slutfishing (keeping the beauties, throwing back the trash).
Slutfishing is most common around the college campuses of America, although it is also a popular pastime in gyms, bars, whorehouses, massage parlors, restaurants, malls, streets, up in da club, the beach, the lake, deez nutz, the dump... okay, I was just kidding about the dump. You get the picture. You can pursue this activity in just about any bastion of freedom.
#1
Wendy: "I'm sorry I fucked your brother."
J: "If I had known that, I woulda been slutfishing when you were on the rag!"
Wendy: "Don't say that! You didn't mean that!"
J: "Okay, maybe I didn't. But I still would've motorboated your sister either way."
#2
Donny: "I'm bored. What should we do?"
Ralph: "Let's go to that club with that terrible DJ."
Donny: "Oh yeah! The music makes me want to puke raw shit out through my mouth, but the slutfishing there is excellent this time of night!"
Ralph: "We might as well. It's been a while since I've had the clap."
#3
Little Timmy: "Daddy? Are you going slutfishing with your friends tomorrow?"
Dad: "Yes son, we are."
Little Timmy: "What does that mean?"
Dad: "It means that we try to get knobjobs from any skank that's willing to give 'em."
Little Timmy: "What do you use for bait?"
Dad: "Well, here's what my grandpappy taught me... Carry a few extra bucks to buy Jager shots at the end of the night, and then whip out the Philly blunt to seal the deal. Also, having immediate access to pizza can help deter any fat, cockblocking friends."
Wendy: "I'm sorry I fucked your brother."
J: "If I had known that, I woulda been slutfishing when you were on the rag!"
Wendy: "Don't say that! You didn't mean that!"
J: "Okay, maybe I didn't. But I still would've motorboated your sister either way."
#2
Donny: "I'm bored. What should we do?"
Ralph: "Let's go to that club with that terrible DJ."
Donny: "Oh yeah! The music makes me want to puke raw shit out through my mouth, but the slutfishing there is excellent this time of night!"
Ralph: "We might as well. It's been a while since I've had the clap."
#3
Little Timmy: "Daddy? Are you going slutfishing with your friends tomorrow?"
Dad: "Yes son, we are."
Little Timmy: "What does that mean?"
Dad: "It means that we try to get knobjobs from any skank that's willing to give 'em."
Little Timmy: "What do you use for bait?"
Dad: "Well, here's what my grandpappy taught me... Carry a few extra bucks to buy Jager shots at the end of the night, and then whip out the Philly blunt to seal the deal. Also, having immediate access to pizza can help deter any fat, cockblocking friends."
slutfishing by hotcats January 10, 2009
sluttistics
I know for a fact that gal Izzy lost her cherry at thirteen and has blown over a hundred guys the past two years: those are some pretty compelling sluttistics, and I have some pov phone pics to prove it...
That dude Nick has banged every little ho in that dorm, not to mention half the JV cheerleaders--his sluttistics are outstanding!
That dude Nick has banged every little ho in that dorm, not to mention half the JV cheerleaders--his sluttistics are outstanding!
sluttistics by qizznipper October 20, 2013
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