Soccer Momdementalist
noun: (see soccer mom)
1. A prissy, sexually repressed middle aged mother who reacts with self righteous indignation to any self confident attractive woman who invades her personal domain (any activity she participates in)
She views other attractive and self confident women as a threat to her existence, especially when her husband and children pay more attention to them then they do to her.
She reacts with a fundamentalist furor attempting to force her self righteous morality upon others by complaining to anyone who will listening and if that fails, using bribery and financial blackmail to get her way.
1. A prissy, sexually repressed middle aged mother who reacts with self righteous indignation to any self confident attractive woman who invades her personal domain (any activity she participates in)
She views other attractive and self confident women as a threat to her existence, especially when her husband and children pay more attention to them then they do to her.
She reacts with a fundamentalist furor attempting to force her self righteous morality upon others by complaining to anyone who will listening and if that fails, using bribery and financial blackmail to get her way.
You should have seen the looks on the Soccer Momdementalist's faces when they saw us in our new derby outfits.
Soccer Momdementalist by A. Symetrical September 2, 2010
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