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(adj) something that's just not right, possibilities include: disturbing, gross, disappointing, retarded, boring, ridiculous, etc: said in a negative tone

(verb) to schmare to engage in some sort of SCHMARE act with another person

You can also attach 'schmare' as a suffix or prefix. (i.e. schmareful, myschmare, faceschmare, macschmare, ischmare, schmareface)
Wow, that couple in the corner is SCHMARING!

My Psyc class today was SO schmare, we just sat there and did nothing. Total waste of time. Schmare.

That's a TOTAL schmare pic.
Schmare by Corey Bruins May 27, 2008
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schmarte 

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.
Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.
schmarte by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010
Related Words

schmaverick 

A person who identifies with the right wing, but knows nothing about political ideology and speaks mostly in talking points when it comes to politics. Derived from the words schmuck and maverick.
What a schmaverick. She can't name any supreme court rulings but would like to be VP.
schmaverick by nugzstradamus January 17, 2010

Schmario 

Lorenzo, your socks are full of schmario!
Schmario by Smezus March 6, 2019

schmazel 

A mess that needs to be sorted out.
What a schmazel.
schmazel by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010
A human who resembles an ape.
Ben is a schmape.
schmape by Daniel Scroggins December 16, 2008
Norwegian origin. A word you say when you make people say "what?" on purpose by saying something unclear. The letter "æ" pronounces somewhat like ae in English.
1: Look, a fucrkcherst!!
2: What?
1: schmæn
2: *slapping person 1 in the face*
Schmæn by filipgs March 2, 2010