Schlonson

A combination of Schlong and Johnson. 2013's new word for penis.

Ex. 1: "Dude you just grabbed my schlonson!"

Ex. 2: "As soon as I pulled out my schlonson, the chick's mouth was watering"

Ex. 3: "All you haters can swing from my schlonson"

Schlonson by Beautiful Baby February 19, 2013

schlongnymphia 

(n.) - a compulsive obsession with large penises i.e "schlongs "

Agnus was diagnosed with schlongnymphia.

schlongnymphia by nymphatic23 December 7, 2010

schlongoloid 

Schlongoloid is usually used to describe a person that has done some dumb shit,mostly as friendly banter. It's a mid-offense insult that will get a laugh or two from your friends

*Over Discord,while playing ranked Rainbow Six Siege*
Bogdan:*leaves a guy pass him then the guy flicks to his head* BRUVAGE,what???
James:Bogdan,you schlongoloid,that was a free kill

schlongoloid by Esseman420 January 10, 2021

Schlongenluben 

To add lubricant to a tube-steak.

"She doused my tubesteak with some oil. That was some serious Schlongenluben!"

Schlongenluben by JBPhoto November 2, 2009

schlongbonking 

V. The act of sword fighting (with another male of course) while both participants are ejaculating on one another's abdominal area

Dude, Noel is such a faggot I caught him schlongbonking with Yousif in the boys changeroom today

schlongbonking by penispumper5097 May 21, 2009

schlobongalong 

An extremely big penis

1. Damn, my schlobongalong is so big my girlfriend cant even fit it into her vagina
2. I can't even walk around town, because my schlobongalong is so big

schlobongalong by Bob Trat April 20, 2007

schvonton 

half black, half chinese - also commonly known as a chinegro.

Did you hear? Jamaal knocked up Kun Li and now they're going to have a Schvonton!

schvonton by Schvontonator July 22, 2011