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procasturbation 

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."
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Procasterbating

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)
Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!
Procasterbating by bob mcd June 16, 2007
When you take a shit in your girl/guys ass and you rub it around as lotion
I preformed pooass last night in the bedroom.
Pooass by 69 Ass May 21, 2020

procasturbate 

to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.
"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."
procasturbate by Biafra J July 26, 2004