Peeturbate 

Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.

"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."

"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."

Peeturbate by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011

Perturbation 

A deviation in the state or complex motion of a system, moving object or massive body - caused by outside influences or third parties.

It slipped into the wrong hole and she was not at all perturbed by this perturbation.

Perturbation by Perturbation September 27, 2018

posturbate 

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.

Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.

posturbate by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007

posturbate 

When you have a load so majestic that you must upload a picture of it to Facebook, Twitter, or Intagram.

You: Hey man, did you see me posturbate last night?
Friend: Yeah, I'm unfollowing you on Instagram.

posturbate by jigganut January 2, 2015

Pooturbate 

The act of pooping while masturbating!

I was having a bad day, so I went to the washroom to pooturbate.

Pooturbate by Pooturbate October 9, 2019

Peesterbate 

When someone masterbates hoping to ejaculate but instead of cumming he pees because he forgot to go to the bathroom first.

I accidently peesterbated last night.

Peesterbate by Crapknojjjjj February 11, 2010

peesturbate 

The act of peeing on one's self before or during masturbation.

(Also peesturbating, peesturbation, etc.)

Mmm, I had a hardcore peesturbating session last night!

I heard Dylan likes to peesturbate every few hours.

peesturbate by Xapphire January 26, 2007