Methalepsy

Chronic condition affecting long-term veteran meth users who are unable to explain or accept that they have started to nod-off randomly (in a fashion more befitting heroin users) despite ingesting larger and larger amounts of methamphetamine.

I totally had a lame Craigslist parTy hookup last night, I thought we were in the clouds but when I went down on him he totally caught methalepsy and started snoring.

Methalepsy by Totsbrillzamaze March 10, 2014

Methalepsy

When someone has smoked so much they gave themselves self induced METHALEPSY.

Shit bro why he keep passing out all the time.

Nigga that is self induced methalepsy. Hahahaha

Methalepsy by Nevagonget September 23, 2025

Methylepsy 

Methlyepsy is a condition that causes meth users to develope narcolepsy due to sleep depravation. Methylepsy can also be attributed to malnourishment and exshaustion.
A Tweekosaurus-Rex or a Tweeker would commonly have Methylepsy.
Methylepsy goes hand in hand with Mathamphetamitis, Methylabotomy, Methaphylactic Shock.

"I've stayed up way, way, way too long! Now I've got Methylepsy!"

Methylepsy by JGSR July 13, 2006

Megalepsy 

Megalepsy often occurs when an adult male is subject to an image of Megan Fox and is then so sexually aroused he cannot control his actions.

The primary cause is an image of Megan Fox found in a newspaper or magazine. The Megaleptic will isolate the image and proceed to dry hump it until he gets satisfied. Once the act has been appropriated to this image, other sufferers will not touch, grind or dirty talk the image as it is the territory of another Megaleptic. Megaleptics seldom indulge in group dry-humping.

Other symptoms include slipping into a coma after momentarily gazing at Megan Fox and unstoppable bouts of drooling, screaming, whooping and hollering.

The longest recorded Megaleptic coma currently stands at three days 16 hours.

"George has got his Megalepsy on with my newspaper, go grab the sport section quickly."

"He was in a coma at the cinema for 2 days, what a Megaleptic!"

Megalepsy by lindsaylohanslostbrother July 6, 2009

Methalypsy 

A condition that obviously contagious person is a geetered out full time hustler ! Swapping stolen car stereos, used shoes, vape pens and used appliances ! Can be seen walking up and down busy street and store parking lots swinging their arms around and talking to themselves ! Sometimes goes by the name baller

Man this whole town suffers from methalypsy

Methalypsy by Witches daughter June 22, 2021

Methalypsy 

A condition that is obviously contagious ! person is a geetered out full time hustler ! Swapping stolen car stereos, used shoes, vape pens and small appliances ! Can be seen walking up and down busy streets and store parking lots swinging their arms around and talking to themselves ! Sometimes goes by the name savage or skeeter

Man this whole town suffers from methalypsy just seen ashley walking around by the bus stop talking to herself trying to sell 1 tennis shoe !

Methalypsy by Witches daughter June 22, 2021

methilepsy 

The disease you have from doing methamphetamines that causes you to convulse or have seizures whether you are high or not.

Is that tweeker dancing or does she have methilepsy?

methilepsy by anonymous February 6, 2024