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fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative
The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.
fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

fucktitious 

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.
Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.
fucktitious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007
When you take four dicks to the face in the form of a cross
I went to a party and ended up getting fucktized last night
fucktized by Chicletsthegoose November 14, 2020

fucktigued 

When you've been fucking for so goddamn long that you're completely exhausted.

Incapacitated with post-orgasm fatigue.
My girlfriend came to visit this weekend so I'm too fucktigued to go to work today.

I just bought a new vibrator! I'm going to be totally fucktigued tonight.
fucktigued by apacherose1713 November 23, 2010

Fucksimile 

The Fax equivalent of "Sexting"; a sexually suggestive telefacsimile.
Mark just photocopied his dong and faxed it too me, I scanned my boobs and sent him a return fucksimile.
Fucksimile by stayawakeatwork October 4, 2010

fucktitude 

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.
fucktitude by Doug March 1, 2003