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A false 9 is a position in football/soccer. The player playing false 9 position is normally a striker who drops back to the midfield to disturb the defender of opponents by drawing out players, and with good passings, and dribbling.
Messi was a brilliant false 9 under Pep Guardiola.

Falsehood 

*debate time*
Virgil: your mom is preposterous

Thomas: ok lets leave the moms out of this considering that neither of you have a mother.
Virgil: if she did exist, she’d be preposterous and pointless
Logan: FALSEHOOD!!!
When a person in a debate, discussion and/or online chat continues to argue with one failed point after another, without any comprehension or acceptance of the valid arguments being made against their points.
I was debating evolution with a Creationist who's arguments just put him into a complete failspin.
Failspin by PirateFish December 9, 2012

False Start

When someone is still hung up on their EX, while dating another person creating a false sense of reality....and giving the new relationship a bogus, False Start.
I specifically asked you if you were over your EX, and you told me yes......then i find you still writing poems about him, and wishing him happy birthday, when you ruined mine. That is a complete False Start to our relationship, and you wonder why we struggled ?
False Start by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019

Failed Abortion 

Guy one: My Child is sexually attracted to dream
Guy 2: Im guessing he was a Failed abortion
Failed Abortion by Dreamphobe January 29, 2022

False Celery 

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.
As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."
False Celery by boatbutter August 22, 2006