Crudpe 

the crap left at the bottom on the toilet after someone uses it.

Joe: I'm going to use your toilet, ok?
Jim: Sure, but be warned; there's still some crudpe in there.

Crudpe by i's luv's u's April 28, 2009

Crudest row

The row on the periodic table that you rip off and roll into a blunt and smoke it like an OG. Often used by dope chemistry teachers.

When we walked into chemistry class, we caught our teacher smoking the crudest row.

Crudest row by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

crumpet party 

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

crumpet party by userbits March 7, 2010

crudessential 

An adjective for essential but more sophisticated and more superior beings.

Akkhesh is a crudessential person. He’s too superior for me

crudessential by Hello143 April 15, 2021

crude out

verb; to yell at or chew into a douchebag for something stupid he/she did. Typically said by Maine hicks without proper understanding of real English.

crude out: "The mustache lady at Subway fucked up my order again, so I cruded that bitch out."

crude out by E-Dubs June 3, 2006

eau de toe crude' 

The olifactory sensation that occurs when a large overheated woman wearing full panty hose removes her pumps and waddles around the office with only nylons covering her smelly feet.

Sean: I know that's not perfume I'm smelling!

T. Rex: Au contraire, that's just Cathy's eau de toe crude'

eau de toe crude' by Higley July 11, 2011

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher by The Insult Man May 19, 2021