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Kabul Pullout 

When you use the pull-out method during sex to avoid pregnancy but end up leaving some behind anyway
I don't know how we ended up in this situation, we tried a Kabul Pullout and still got fucked
Kabul Pullout by Daniel Tuesday August 31, 2021

The Kaiti pullout 

While going to town on dat ass, swiftly but sneakily extract the phallus from whatever hole it may be and immediately after salivate on her backside. As she turns around to look give you a look of acceptance ejaculate entirely onto her face.
""I can't believe Amanda fell for the Kaiti pullout again

jurisdiction pud-pulling 

When people and/or organizations fight over responsibilities or ownership of a situation or duty
Two District Attorneys are jurisdiction pud-pulling over this murder rather than solving the crime.
jurisdiction pud-pulling by jondich February 28, 2020

The Dentist Pullout 

Pulling out before you cum while receiving fellatio.
When a girl is giving you a blowjob, and you're about to bust a fat nut, but she doesn't want cum in her mouth so you pull The Dentist Pullout before you bust.

pulling a creeper 

To pull a creeper is to lie, this lie is normally pathetic and unbelievable, and just to impress people. 'pulling a creeper' is best applied to compulsive liars. creepers that are pulled are usually preceeded by "yeh well,"
"yeh well, i had 20 Es last night, and speedy came round with a fistful of weed when i was getting laid by 10 or 11, but not 12, girls with strap-ons on. i got the Es form the birmingham black market, and while i was there i saw the clash. Both my parents are dead"
"who are they then creeper?"
"theyre, eerrrrr.... yeh well, i had 4 parents"
"chris, i think youve just been pulling a creeper"
pulling a creeper by S Xcore U July 22, 2008

Pulling a Haha 

Pulling a Haha is defined as simply stealing and hiding someones belongings at work. Be wary, and only do this to friends. The said stolen object isnot destroyed, only hidden. The complete the Haha, one must leave a note, somehow, using whatever means possible. The note must say "Haha" and "Haha" only. Leave the note in the exact location of where said stolen item was and walk up to your friend and say "Haha" and walk away. The Haha reaches it's climax when the party who'se item was haha-ed goes to retrieve their item and screams, or yells, or reacts by loudly calling your name.
Josh to Troy-- "I'm just pulling a Haha on Jen."
Josh to Jen-- "Haha."
Jen-- What?
Troy to Jen-- Jen, go ahead and go home.
Jen (walking back to her keys screams)-- "JOSH!!!"
Josh- "Haha."
Pulling a Haha by [xImmortalis] April 15, 2007