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Arse Carrots
When one goes to a farmers market or large supermarket with the intention of buying large quantities of long, skinny, withered looking cheap carrots. The soul intention of this purchase is not to make a stew or soup, but to place the carrots up one's rectum for self pleasure. Each carrot needs to be placed in the garbage after one use, hence why large quantities are purchased.
"Hey Stuart whats with that large bag of carrots you have just bought?. Are you making a lovely carrot soup this evening?"
"No Steve, these carrots are not of a high quality, so soup is out of the question. I have bought these to I can insert them in my bottom"
"Ohh I see, I must remember to get some Arse Carrots myself when I am next at the Supermarket"
"No Steve, these carrots are not of a high quality, so soup is out of the question. I have bought these to I can insert them in my bottom"
"Ohh I see, I must remember to get some Arse Carrots myself when I am next at the Supermarket"
Arse Carrots by El_Web October 24, 2012
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Brodie Eating Carrots
A truly superior being who consumes only carrots in the holiest manor. We as humans do not deserve to be amongst him.
Did you pay homage to Brodie eating carrots?
Who’s the dark shadow in my room at night. Oh, that’s Brodie eating carrots.
Who’s the dark shadow in my room at night. Oh, that’s Brodie eating carrots.
Brodie Eating Carrots by Shygvy March 15, 2022
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catrot by Keel Squeerz March 31, 2017
Carroll School
Private School for grades 1-9 outside Boston catered for students with language based learning disabilities, like Dyslexia.
Founded in 1967, most Carroll students have learning disabilities, predominantly Dyslexia. Don’t get me wrong, it has a great reputation, and many alumni have gone on to be extremely successful. Most of the students that end up at Carroll either had a bad experience with public school. Every student is required to take a retarded class for at least a year called Language Tutoring, which is when study/decode word roots, suffixes, etc… All Carroll classes are smal, with 5-10 students, but the curriculum is quite rigorous, and has received much praise for it. Carroll’s teaching methods are much different, and statistically more effective than public school’s methods. Perhaps the most prominent figure of Carroll, the athletic director, Mike Kmetz, known as “Coach” or “Kmetz” runs the Cross Country, Track, Basketball and Ski teams. Believe it or not, most of Carroll seems like an all boys school. The girls that go here are sadly quite bratty and slutty.
After Carroll, most students will attend prestigious, yet nasty schools like Roxbury Latin, Philips Academy, or Middlesex School
Founded in 1967, most Carroll students have learning disabilities, predominantly Dyslexia. Don’t get me wrong, it has a great reputation, and many alumni have gone on to be extremely successful. Most of the students that end up at Carroll either had a bad experience with public school. Every student is required to take a retarded class for at least a year called Language Tutoring, which is when study/decode word roots, suffixes, etc… All Carroll classes are smal, with 5-10 students, but the curriculum is quite rigorous, and has received much praise for it. Carroll’s teaching methods are much different, and statistically more effective than public school’s methods. Perhaps the most prominent figure of Carroll, the athletic director, Mike Kmetz, known as “Coach” or “Kmetz” runs the Cross Country, Track, Basketball and Ski teams. Believe it or not, most of Carroll seems like an all boys school. The girls that go here are sadly quite bratty and slutty.
After Carroll, most students will attend prestigious, yet nasty schools like Roxbury Latin, Philips Academy, or Middlesex School
“Hey look it’s that retarded fag that went to Carroll School”
“Dude Carroll just beat Belmont Hill in Basketball!”
“Carroll is school for retarded folks”
“Dude Carroll just beat Belmont Hill in Basketball!”
“Carroll is school for retarded folks”
Carroll School by Kyrietheballer11 March 7, 2018
grace carroll
Grace carroll is iconic. She is that vibe that can only be described as driving at sunset with music blasting. She doesn't care what other people think of her. She has a weird obsession with ducks and adopting people with the same last name as her. Grace carroll is so confident that she has no problem talking to new people randomly. She is obsessed with talking herself up to cover up for some emotional instability caused by family issues. She flexes constantly to show everyone just how much she goes to the gym. Grace carroll is as iconic as Regina George, except she's a little nicer.
grace carroll by ducks_for_life April 24, 2021
dirty bag of carrots
Girl that is not necessarily classically good looking or sexy, but looks like she would be good in bed.
dirty bag of carrots by 68guns March 18, 2009