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Blitzcringe 

Opposite of Blitzkrieg
A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss of attacking military personel and military tech in the beginning of the campaign. Which keeps mounting while your enemies completely trash your army and your state's reputation phisically and morally.
Putin: “How goes my victorious Blitzkrieg?”
Shoigu: “It’s been a Blitzcringe since the beginning.”

blitzkreig 

German for "lightning war", tactic used by the Nazis to conquer Europe from 1936 to 1940.
Lots of planes, lots of tanks, lots of troops. Ah, the blitzkreig.
blitzkreig by Shawn E. June 24, 2003

Blitzkrieged 

Getting absolutely shit blasted drunk, hindering the ability of any rational cognition.
Dude, you got blitzkrieged last night... you took a shit in a McDonald's bag and tried to make us eat it. When we wouldn't, you fucking smeared it on your face.
Blitzkrieged by Skelly T Michaels February 19, 2010

Blitzkrieger 

A guy who sucks alot of cock who plays world of tanks, also rages alot. Plus he moves from clan to clan like a hooker who's offered smack. Gross
"Man, Blitzkrieger is fucking awful. I hope he shoves a cock into his own ass from his collection of devestator 5000 dildos."
Blitzkrieger by Mr. Extreme March 9, 2015

Blizzkrieg 

That was a Blizzkrieg in and around NY in Dec 2010 ...
Blizzkrieg by GPhone December 29, 2010

Blitzkrieged 

A state one enters when one has consumed a great amount of marijuana and is beginning to lose control of cognitive functions.
Dan: ABOOOOOWOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAA!
Everyone: What the fucks up with Dan?
Simon: Don't mind Dan, he just smoked five blunts and is extremely blitzkrieged.
Blitzkrieged by Smnortaculos March 7, 2008