wat. 

"wat." is a full sentence, used as a reply to something that makes no sense at all, to indicate confusion. "wat." is never typed/written with a capital letter, nor with a question mark. Sometimes though, the period is left out.

1: My cock looks yellow, with little blue dots on it. What can I do?
2: wat.

wat. by Zyyghe February 3, 2009

Wat. 

A word used to either cover up something, or used in utter shock.

Me in fangirl mode: Ohmaigawd, so last night, I had a wet dream about Andy Biersack!
Friend: Wat.
Me: Wat.

Wat. by BANGmeTANBOYS March 12, 2015

wat.... 

derived by two people talking in a public, online chat room about masturbation, the phrase wat.... is used to break an awkward silence after an extremely bazaar or sexually inclined comment.

person 1: I think I'm going to join the military so that I can get a college fund and finish my education. what are you planning on doing with your life?
Person 2: I'll probably get a job as a mechanic and work to get the money. I hate those military colleges.
female 1: I had sex with person 2 but the doctor said it was your sperm, person 1. you didn't do anything to me at thing 18's party did you?
everyone:..................................................................................
person 2:wat....

wat.... by DK The Gaurd May 16, 2010

wat'

It's "what"

- Wat'?! I didn't know before.

wat' by Sivyziom December 14, 2020

Wat the 

Mr. Quisno's catchphrase, if you hear it you're soon to witness a throat punch. He has an extravagant variety of throat punches ranging from Nigeria to Pakistan.

Wat the, what is this.

Wat the by Aly R/B September 14, 2019

Wat is this i dont even 

A word used directly after/as a result of seeing something strange, random or non-sensical.

Common mistakes include:
- Spelling "wat" in the conventional, grammatically correct fashion. "What". This is incorrect.
- Including a question mark.

Bob: When i went to the air-conditioning store i found a rabbit and put it in my sock for yesterday.

Steve: wat is this i dont even

Wat is this i dont even by ScottDouglas May 23, 2011

wat dat mouf do 

The most polite way to request oral sex.

I had a great time too, it was really nice meeting you. In fact, I was wondering, wat dat mouf do?

wat dat mouf do by tonithy March 14, 2014