Crooked hooker 

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

Crooked hooker by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Crooked Mettler 

Doing a keg stand while receiving a blowjob from the guy holding up your legs.

i was sucking on that tap while he was giving me one hell of a Crooked Mettler!

Crooked Mettler by Thunder April 6, 2005

crooked I 

Irving,Texas ( In Dallas)

I'm represent that Crooked I

crooked I by Cherry October 2, 2004

Crooked selfie 

Posting a otherwise plain selfie on social media with an exaggerated tilt to make it look more hip and exciting.

The crooked selfie you posted at the Eiffel Tower makes me want to go there even more!

Crooked selfie by Sparty81 August 7, 2015

Crooked Eiffel Tower 

When two males have intercourses with a female from the face, ass and or vagina while the males also kissing and doing other homosexual shit

Billy’s friend- billy and bob were making out while drilling Crystal from the front and back, holding hands,and fingered each other’s asshole
Crystals friend- isn’t that a crooked Eiffel Tower

Crooked Eiffel Tower by LilRy aka Reaper January 23, 2019

Crooked Edge 

The anti straight edge. These people drink, smoke, do drugs, or all of the above. They feel that it's imporant to have a good time and to not judge people on there substance use.

Im Crooked Edge and i smoke and drink! So Fuck off straight edge fag.

Crooked Edge by DLK September 7, 2007

crooked smile 

When you are upset and depressed and you also are in a bad position in life

Ex: facing murder and robbery for something you didn't do and you don't wanna show you how upset you are and not making your day all bad so the best way to try and make it better with a crooked smile.

crooked smile by Bdex October 4, 2013