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Expression shouted when a fat, bald man is seen or in particular when you see the actual Rolf itself.
Haha, look at that rolf!

(Upon seeing Rolf) ROLF! (run away)
ROLF! by Milto-crew July 11, 2007

rolf harris eating a banana 

pornography that includes a close up of a hairy vagina with a dick in it, looking like bearded aussie tv presenter rolf harris eating a banana
'god i saw this really old porn and it looked like rolf harris eating a banana'

Rolf, The Son of a Sheperd

One of the most interesting characters on Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy. This guy lives on a farm complete with animals, a shed, and places to grow crops. He doesn't like Eddy's scams much...even though he is usually one of the first to fall for them.
He says some of the weirdest stuff:
'Show me where your mama lives!'
'Mama! A bandage for Rolf!'
'Foolish youth! The beet is the answer to all!'

Rolf Haharris

A strong alternative to lol, used in response to an extremely funny or witty joke. A play on the name of popular musician and entertainer Rolf Harris ('Rolf' being a corruption of 'rofl', while 'Haharris' combines 'Haha' with 'Harris').
Person 1: (Says something extremely funny)
Person 2: Rolf Haharris!
Rolf Haharris by Dixonbainbridge September 13, 2008

rolf harris 

When engaging in anal sex and you take your thang out of your girl's butt and draw a charicature on her ass with it, this is known as performing a rolf harris.
Dude, last night I was shaggin' my mates bird when I rolf harris'd his face on her sweet cheeks.
rolf harris by Nick June 19, 2006

rolf sartorius 

one look at this fucking pile of shit and you will want to drink a large bucket full of bleach and question god's existence for creating this fucking rat, commonly referred to as rolf or more popularly, jacob saggytits.
person 1: omg! Wanna watch this video of rolf sartorius with me?
person 2: sure, ill bring my bleach!