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Messi Mbappe 

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The Messi Mbappe
Argentinian cum covered croissant
"My uncle arrived at the dress up party as a bandit, with a Messi Mbappe"
Messi Mbappe by farky123 December 18, 2022
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Messi-fi

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Messianic science-fiction: literary genre that takes the 'End-of-The-World' themes and other Christianity-related adventures to dramatic 'literaritainment' levels!
It started with some innocent children literature works by C. S. Lewis (notabily The Chronicles of Narnia) and now is on the rise commercially in Messiah-hungry Israel!
A close 'realtive' to Messi-fi is what has been called the 'Brownsploitaion' of modern fiction in America: dime-a-dozen 'mystical' conspiracy-theory books that deal with complicated, enigma-unscrewing plots and other bull-consumed matters.
Messi-fi by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007
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Messi-Ronaldo 

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You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape
Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.
Messi-Ronaldo by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019
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Messi knights

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An Instagram goat who posts underrated Messi stats and debunks myths , he makes so many penaldogs cry in comment section.
Penaldogs are barking in Messi knights comment section
Messi knights by Akaskpandi November 26, 2021
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Messi youngest son 

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Messi youngest son is named Ronaldo. Fun fact: his wife gave birth to him while Messi won his 7th ballon dor.

It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.
yo fuck up, ill hit you with that messi youngest son.
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Messi vs IShowSpeed 

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Ishowspeed is a Ronaldo fan and Messi is the opposite of Ronaldo
Messi vs IShowSpeed
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