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staunching 

To walk around like you own the joint- got a bit of a swagger
Tommy was staunching down the hall way and went all up in my grill
staunching by Empty<3 October 7, 2010
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staunch cunt 

A staunch cunt is any hardcore dude who walks like hes got a pole up his ass and like his lat muscles are way bigger than what they are so his arms stick out to the side unnaturally. This kind of cunt never smiles, and has no sense of humor, he will attempt to stare anyone and everyone down and is usually ugly and dumb as fuck and was abused as a kid thats why he's mad at the world. A staunch cunt is one of the last remaining cunts who think they are tough by smoking cigarettes.
"Here comes that fucking ugly staunch cunt again"

"Doyle is such a staunch cunt even though you could knock is stupid ginger arse flat with one punch"

"Stop being such a staunch cunt and smile for once you stupid fuck"

slaunched 

Being wicked pissen drunk.
Buffington turned into Drunkington after he got wicked slaunched.

I got fucking slaunched and pissed my self last night.
slaunched by Senecal March 13, 2007

taunched 

Excessively intoxicated on alcohol.
My wife was haumping on me because I was taunched.
taunched by O'Yhetti February 27, 2018

squanched 

Person 1: I just took 10 dabs off the rig
Person 2: Are you feelin squanched yet?
squanched by atrueintellectual November 28, 2018

Statched 

I asked this girl out but she "statched" me.
I went to open the door but I got "statched." (couldnt open it.)
Statched by jaman September 5, 2006