sharted 

When shit comes out instead of a fart... This can have rather disasterous concequences...

"Dude, we gotta go!"

"Why man? Jordan started hitting on me!"

"Coz I just sharted!!!"

sharted by Phil MiHole March 3, 2004

Shitted 

Basically means shit but it’s past tense.

Omg my data’s shitted, sorry man.

Shitted by Shitted May 27, 2018

Shorted 

Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.

Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas

Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, you got shorted nigga..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?

Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram?

Shorted by 311smoke420 August 4, 2008

shitteded 

The past tense of shit according to people with a low IQ

Aydan said Eric shitteded on the bed and I said no dumbass he shat on the bed.

shitteded by Hestupid40 June 1, 2016

sharted on 

When you absolutely fucking destroy someone lmao. Like shitting on someone.

I just murdered you and your family, get sharted on kid.

sharted on by I hate me so much March 29, 2021

half-shitted grin 

A grin for one of those moments where you say or do something that is so unbelievably dumb, the only thing you can do is grin in a ridiculous manner. Bear in mind, the said action is literally so fucking stupid, no normal grin can convey the amount of stupidity your brain just expressed. (i.e. The face you make when your brain has a severe case of the shits.)

Sam walked into her kitchen and saw her boyfriend butchering yet another cow on the table they ate dinner from. When he noticed the angry look she gave him, all he was capable of was a half-shitted grin. This was the third time this month.

half-shitted grin by AngelTheFallen July 11, 2014

shitted pants 

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen

My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.

shitted pants by tirtle July 13, 2016