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Someone who says or writes something that can be used as a quote.
Guy: "To be or not to be?"
Other Guy: Damn Shakespeare is such an overused quotist!
Quotist by Element238 March 9, 2010

quotatoes 

A Paleo diet creation, quotatoes are any potato substitute that appear around Thanksgiving. Most likely cauliflower, boiled and blended. The name originates from when they are served - people will say potatoes - and make air quotes. May also be used by non-gluten crowd.
At Thanksgiving dinner: "Would you please pass the air quotes potatoes? I want to fix a plate for little Jayden." Others at the table: "Why did she use air quotes?" Answer: "They are quotatoes. Not real potatoes."
quotatoes by elbandidomaximo July 16, 2015

Quota Hunter 

A person who marries a farmer for the purpose of obtaining quota.
Everyone know that Ashley was such a quota hunter
Quota Hunter by CDNFarmKid September 21, 2017

geek quotes 

Wrapping a comment in a text or e-mail in bracketed tag expressions describing the slant of the statement ala. HTML.
<rant>I'm so annoyed by geek quotes</rant>

<squee>I just got a new puppy!</squee>
geek quotes by bluibry May 22, 2009

pussy quota 

the amount of pussy needed to be seen, touched, smelled, licked or fucked to stay fit and healthy.
Dr. Phil recommends a pussy quota of 10 per day.
pussy quota by Mr.Guy_Boyman January 22, 2015
The collective noun for a group of quotes
He used too much quotage in his speech.
Quotage by Fakey McFakerson January 16, 2006