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clean kinged 

Getting ripped off, or haveing some belongings stolen.
Man, my shoes just got clean kinged.
clean kinged by autobon August 24, 2006
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Being the recipient of consensual anal penetration by the most highly educated house staff at a prestigious university hospital.
If you go out with that resident, you're likely to get konked.
konked by 1576 January 5, 2014
The past tense deffinition of the verb Kinging, which is when a man dominates a woman during sexual intercourse.
Man #1: "How many times have you kinged?"
Man #2: "I'd say about 10 just last night!"
Kinged by itsmfheather February 18, 2010
Kom k e d
The rules of force and movement and sudden stop when it comes to body parts smashing something or maybe an engine or something cutting out on you

means to clock your foot on something or to crack your head on something or smash whatever like for example man I comment on that bloody door frame because it was too damn low or

Another version of comp is like I was driving along and this bloody car comes out on me which kind of means to come to a stop suddenly
"I was walking under this thing and I KONKED my head on it!"

"Man! I can't believe it I was in my car and I had this massive table, stashed in my car but it was frick'n sticking out everywhere and (get this...). As I was loading it into the back of the van, I freaking KONKED my head on one of the table legs because I was looking somewhere else and trying to strap it in from moving around!"

"I'm afraid of flying because what if one of the engines, KONKED out in the sky? We might crash (land)!"

"Going over a speed bump, it came forward and KONKED me on the back of the head -right here!" (Points to dent or bump on head with blood in hair)

"Man! Little kids are busy KONKING themselves on all sorts of things, I just don't know how they do it, ay!" :D (haha)

"My son konked his head on the ground when he fell from the monkey bars yesterday, now he's got a massive egg on the back of his head!"

"Hey,

You can use the full out the back but as you go down the path , Just watch yourself with the branches, hanging down from the trees. If your not looking, youre gonna KONK yourself on 'em, alright?!"

"Seriously I just KONKED my foot on that coffee table (leg), owch!! Frickin hurt like hell too!!"
Konked by HûGgéRMuğGeŔ January 23, 2019
Constantly being promoted and demoted in a staff position.
Broooo you just got kinged
Kinged by KingGaming May 21, 2020

Donkey Konger 

At the point af male ejaculation, during oral sex, the recipient must Lock fingers and hammer -hit the top of the givers' head to force semen to shoot out of their nose
French whores love the Donkey Konger...
Donkey Konger by J.T. Hill June 22, 2009