what the kronk
what the kronk by lauren August 30, 2003
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Getting Kronk
(Verb) When you get really fucked up drunk and/or stoned to the point where you pull all the wrong levers and speak in Squirrel.
eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*
eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*
Bruh I got paid n we getting KRONK tonight!
You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.
You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.
Getting Kronk by Flexamis May 8, 2022
Related Words
kronk • Kronked • kronkers • Kronking • Kronk'd • kronk-knockler • kronk my bonk • Kronk Surprise • kronkadill • Kronkadille donede
pull the lever kronk!
pull the lever kronk! by I’m jay I have Marshmallow July 25, 2024
felix kranken
felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"
felix kranken by soapies July 3, 2021
Konked
Konked by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020
Krankle
Little known cousin (from the country) of Krampus.
Similar to his better know cousin, Krankle preys upon children during the holidays. However, while Krampus seeks the naughty; Krankle only seeks the weak and infirm. Having been born with hollow bones himself, he only attacks those that pose the least amount of risk to his own safety. He steals the marrow from his young victims to sustain himself for his months-long hibernation.
To ward off Krankle, susceptible children should light a candle in their window each night. Also, it's highly recommended they keep salt under their pillow. It is well known that Krankle fears the light and the bitter coarseness of salt.
There is ongoing debate over his exact motivations. Most believe he was driven to madness by a childhood filled with frailty and ridicule. However, others note he could be seeking vengeance for his stillborn twin, Krankus. The one that should have lived (as his parents would always say). Still others believe Krankus was merely his first victim.
Similar to his better know cousin, Krankle preys upon children during the holidays. However, while Krampus seeks the naughty; Krankle only seeks the weak and infirm. Having been born with hollow bones himself, he only attacks those that pose the least amount of risk to his own safety. He steals the marrow from his young victims to sustain himself for his months-long hibernation.
To ward off Krankle, susceptible children should light a candle in their window each night. Also, it's highly recommended they keep salt under their pillow. It is well known that Krankle fears the light and the bitter coarseness of salt.
There is ongoing debate over his exact motivations. Most believe he was driven to madness by a childhood filled with frailty and ridicule. However, others note he could be seeking vengeance for his stillborn twin, Krankus. The one that should have lived (as his parents would always say). Still others believe Krankus was merely his first victim.
Konkey Dong
Konkey Dong by pspmiles June 25, 2014