Straight jargon 

Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.

Examples of straight jargon:

1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"

2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies

Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."

Straight jargon by CST507 November 11, 2021

Jungle Jargon

Term used by racists to describe the slang language they believe is used by black people. It is most likely derived from the term "jungle bunny."

"That jungle bunny tried to yell somethin' at me, but I couldn't understand his jungle jargon."

Jungle Jargon by some dewd March 27, 2008

medigal jargon 

The combination of medical and legal, it is a form of literature found in such information as insurance forms. The fine print medical and legal jargon that nobody ever reads.

The insurance benefits form had the following medigal jargon: Outpatient Prescription Drug Indemnity Benefit:
(Applicable only if this benefit is not excluded on the Schedule.)
The Company will pay the Outpatient Prescription Drug Indemnity Benefit, as shown in the Schedule, for each prescription filled for a Covered Person. This benefit is subject to the Outpatient Prescription Drug Indemnity Benefit Maximum, as shown in the Schedule.

medigal jargon by Wendy N and Beth C April 4, 2006

clock jargon 

When you ask someone for the time and are told "half past" or "quarter past".

Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?

clock jargon by Fairhart January 23, 2017

jargin

Something that is so ridiculously bullshit that the word bullshit does not suffice.

Used to define something that is so ridiculous that it is either humorous or does not make any sense.

That speech by Andrew last night was such a bunch of jargin that Marc started getting real fucking pissed.

jargin by Nebyula1 June 5, 2011

jaggon

Shoulder mounted wang on the South Park alien Jewzian thing

"O yah yah suck my jaggon!" Stan: I don't know what this is but I think it's really really wrong.

In Soviet Russia the jaggon sucks YOU

jaggon by 0niTTRay December 29, 2003

Jarson 

Brown Filipino boy.
Name came from Ma's maiden name and Pa's last name.

Ma and Pa made Jarson

Jarson by murderrheads August 13, 2008