Fairhart's definitions

gibgasm

When you react in a way that wasn't intended. Almost like you lost control of your body. Examples: 1. When you're holding a random object and for no reason at all you throw the object. 2. When in a conversation you get overly excited or angry without realizing it or being able to control it.

I was holding my phone and had a gibgasm and hit myself in the face with it.
I had a gibgasm holding a glass of water and threw it across the room.

Person 1: We have to go to the grocery store.
Person 2: I HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE IN DAYS! I CAN'T WAIT!
Person 1: Don't have a gibgasm... It's just the grocery store.

by Fairhart January 24, 2017

clock jargon

When you ask someone for the time and are told "half past" or "quarter past".

Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?

by Fairhart January 23, 2017

mavrie

A sudden heightening of happy emotions that you get when someone enters a room and you might not even know them or know why seeing them made you so happy.

I was bored waiting at the doctor's office until she appeared... She was like a Mavrie.

by Fairhart December 19, 2016