Tanning 

Dermatologic suicide performed to temporarily improve one's appearance.

Let's go tanning. We'll get wrinkles by 25 and melanoma by 40, but we're sure gonna look fresh in our wifebeaters this weekend.

Tanning by SomethingThatIsNotInUse January 21, 2012

Vampire Tanning 

the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.

Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.

Vampire Tanning by LUchica14 October 24, 2011

Tanning Bed Skin 

Tanning Bed Skin is the result of girls who get in the tanning bed far too much. The result is leathery, slightly orange, dry skin.

The problem could be avoided if girls would just learn to be comfortable in their own skin.

After laying in the tanning bed for 40 minutes 3 times a week for a total of 5 months, Bailey had total Tanning Bed Skin.

Tanning Bed Skin by Kaptain Kangeroo May 3, 2009

Tanning Bed 

Tanning Beds give off mainly ultraviolet radiation, that people use to darken their skin AKA give themselves tans. And most likely Skin Cancer in the future.

A new analysis of about 20 studies concludes the risk of skin cancer jumps by 75 percent when people start using tanning beds before age 30.

Experts also found that all types of ultraviolet radiation caused worrying mutations in mice, proof the radiation is carcinogenic. Previously, only one type of ultraviolet radiation was thought to be lethal.

The new classification means tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation are definite causes of cancer, alongside tobacco, the hepatitis B virus and chimney sweeping, among others.

Tanning Bed by ailene90 July 29, 2009

Tonging 

Being Chinese and throwing all over the back of a public bus and then flicking the chunks off of your shirt onto bus patrons.

I tonged like 40 times last night

Tonging by Graham January 19, 2004

Tanning pic 

Many teenage girls nowadays take part in this type of picture by photographing their intensely tanned stomachs and posting them on twitter/Instagram/etc in order to receive numerous compliments that are usually fake. I really have no idea why they do this like what the actual fuck I don't wanna see your fucking infected belly ring

Yeah i wanna get a good tanning pic this summer bc I started doing the 30 day challenge and I think I can start to see my hip bones

Tanning pic by MercAntile July 8, 2014

Wee-toning 

Failure to urinate amongst a crowd of gentlemen!

Classic James, silently wee-toning

Wee-toning by El_melocoton October 11, 2016