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starched sheets 

the aftermath following nasty sex in bed.

usually associated with cum stains and snail trails
That girl I met last night is a freak! I woke up this morning with starched sheets!
starched sheets by Kodine419 August 25, 2010
Related Words
A person that bullies and confronts other people in a disrespectful manner to assert dominance over an area.
Person 1:’Farr that guy goes gym everyday’.
Person 2:’Yeah he’s been staunching people since’.
Staunch by boomz.the.saiyan March 11, 2020
To be in good shape, or to have good muscles
Person - "wow mate you're looking so staunch bro"
You - "yeah mate just out of the gym bro only go there so I can look staunch"
Staunch by MacLob July 31, 2018

Starched 

A term used to describe someone who is getting a stiff deal. Generally this is in a work situation where the individual is being royally fucked for all to see.
This is fucked. Everyone else is sitting on their arses while I’m out here getting Starched’.

‘Where is the Carpenter?’
‘Bro, he is on the floor getting Starched’.

‘How is the divorce going?’
‘The lawyer Starched me.’
Starched by Zoltan Technician October 18, 2018

Staunchy 

A trash teammate that tries to trash talks you
Teamate: bro your such a ball chaser
Me: your such a staunchy you literally set up shots for the other team
Staunchy by Con9412 January 24, 2021
The art of placing a ficticious mustache on an individual or oneself, drawing laughter and humor to this occurance.
That was a great engagement photo, but the photographer stached us both in photoshop.
Stached by Reprac42 November 3, 2011