Seattle Slurper 

When you ejaculate inside your girl's coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.

Hey Jim! I gave Vanessa a Seattle Slurper last night when we had coffee!

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Seattle Slurper by LarryManAllDay September 8, 2016

queef slurper 

somebody who likeuhdeh drink dem nipprefarts

"He slurped my queef!"
"What a fucking queef slurper."

queef slurper by bodaciousbosi7 September 3, 2016

Midget Slurper 

One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.

Pee wee herman is a prime midget slurper!

Midget Slurper by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017

Coochie slurper 

Someone who eats out coochies, but prefers to use a straw.

“Brayden is a coochie slurper. It’s so gross”

Coochie slurper by Anonymous_Knowledge May 29, 2022

sperm slurper 

1. Of, or relating to a person- one who swallows ejaculate.

2. A person who simply swallows sperm.

"It's one thing to give a guy a blowjob, but to swallow his cum too??? Ew... you dirty little sperm slurper!"

sperm slurper by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022

tea slurper 

a racial slur referring to a white British person. usually with. heavy british accent.

non-british person - hi
british person - ello mate
non-british person - shut up you tea slurper

tea slurper by olipop6969 September 23, 2023

Bloody cum slurper 

Committed to pleasure , primal in the level passion they are eager to prove to a deserver partner who reciprocates the enthusiasm and willingness to go above and beyond the call of servicing that booty . Nasty to someone who hasn't been motivated to prove they are willing to lock, such, swallow , receive , bury , or tastes the bodily fluids of the person they want to demonstrate they are willing to show no fear in trying to how commitment rarely if ever shared between couples . Eating a pussy mid menstrual cycle and causing a woman to achieve a crime scene worthy body rocking orgasm gives high dick slangin confidence and a female that swallow a hard bloody dick and drains semen then blows a bubble with it she's a keeper u can always go deeper in . So enjoy and Don't fuck it up .

Bloody cum slurper aka best dick ever ! Definition of a dick doing good as defined by women worldwide Female hormones during they period make them Nutt into coma , bleeding , Cummings, slurping all that up overwhelms females . I will be my girls kryptonite , bloody cum slurpin best dick ever trophy winner .

Bloody cum slurper by Han $olo October 2, 2021