Pooesta 

Poo-es-ta

-noun
1. a midday or afternoon poo, a close cousin to the siesta.
2. a poo party, very similar to a fiesta but with a strong focus on poo, can be used synonymously with group poop in certain instances.

Danny gets upset when he misses his pooesta.

Thalia was late for class because of her pooesta.

Travis and his 4 groomsmen entered the Vegas casino washroom to find 5 stalls - a perfect match for a pooesta!

Pooesta by JettSkyler May 28, 2011

Pooness 

Mix between Poo and Penis. Great for insults!

Richard is a pooness

Pooness by Nakita Kaulitz October 1, 2014

Poober 

1. Someone who screams and rages but is weak. 2. A gay meanie pants

Don’t be such poober after dinner Bradley!

Poober by Furry Funky Fetus April 12, 2019

poobell 

It's when you've had anal sex and pull your penis out and see bits of poo crust on your bellend/acorn

Scott pulled his penis out of Antonio and says "Antonio love, you've given me a poobell again"

poobell by stonemonkey909 October 12, 2006

Poober 

Poober. - Noun.

noun: poober,

The emergency hire of an ‘uber’ at the end of an evening of heavy drinking when the hotel is further away than the ‘hundred metre warning-lower bowel twinge.’

Entomology; first use in extraction of urine post Prague sept/oct weekend when a Mr Adam Gilmore experienced many close calls.

. “Can we not just get an Uber? I need a poo.” - Poober

Poober by Rufus Maxamillion October 2, 2018

Pooies 

Pooies is a nickname for ugly ass niggas usually named Julian. He has a scuffed beard and looks like a turd. His chode has to be the tiniest thing on this planet, and he has been rejected by every girl he has had a crush on. Try not to cross paths with such an ugly creature because it will leave you traumatized. There is one good thing about Pooies though. His sister is hot as fuck.

Personal Record: 0/5

Pooies: Hi are you Emily?
Emily: yes
Pooies: Hi
*Awkward posture and silence*

Pooies by FatChodeJulian February 1, 2019

PooBeer 

A person who insists on having a full fledge conversation with you in the bathroom while taking a dump.

Dude gross, your such a PooBeer. No I don't want to talk to you while your taking a dump, man.

PooBeer by urbanwordhunter April 16, 2010