pontoontang 

Noun

1. A term used to describe when a woman's IUD or other feminine hygiene product can double as a flotation device.

A police officer at a press conference today said and I quote: "We found the remains of an unidentified, half eaten woman washed up on the shore this morning at approximately 6:15 AM. It appears she used her maxi pad as a sort of pontoontang. Little did she know that she was also chumming the water for sharks in the process."

pontoontang by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Pontoon Boating 

Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.

My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.

Pontoon Boating by Goofytits May 10, 2015

pontoon 

An expletive which can replace harsher curse words but is intended to have a greater impact.

oh PONTOON!

pontoon by yur.mom April 7, 2020

Pontooning 

When you motor-boat someones butt instead of their boobs.

Whadda ya say we finish this drinks and I go pontoon you for a while?
I am really looking forward to pontooning you after this steak dinner.

Pontooning by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021

Pontooning 

The act of motorboating a flat-chested woman with C-cup or smaller breasts.

I went to motorboat that bae but turned out she was wearing a padded bra, so when I got down in there, it was more like pontooning.

Pontooning by cheergirl420 April 1, 2022

Pontoon Boat 

A boat that old people usually drive.

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!

Pontoon Boat by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022

Pontoonorous

when something/ someone is quite goofy/nutty/foolish/aidanlike/ clownish yet brilliant. Can also be used when a situation is quite optimistic but you want your tone to sound very sophisticated.

Verb; Pontoonereee

Using this hair cream I can make pontoonorous shapes with my hair. Adjective

What is this pontoonereee. Verb

Pon. Singular

Pontoonorous by nutwood69420 August 18, 2022