penistastic 

Usually business in front and the party is in the back - but in this case the party is in the front.

As her naked husband danced and gyrated in front of her, Krista certainly thought it was penistastic.

penistastic by Murray9876 December 2, 2020

Penistika 

A swastika made out of eight erect penises. It is a sign of an alpha male.

Person 1: Me and my friends made a penistika last night.
Person 2: Bro why didn't invite me.
Person 1: It was your wifes funeral.

Penistika by YuRiTaRdEd! September 18, 2021

Apenisitis 

When a person does too much of something and their penis is unable to get hard for awhile

Oh no! I did too much coke…I think I have apenisitis now…

Apenisitis by _dookie_shoes January 12, 2022

penisilicious 

a penis that looks good

Oh man, my dads cock looks penisilicious.

penisilicious by Billie January 20, 2003

Penistits 

Someone who is so beyond useless its almost as if they have penises for tits!

Remove outer layer of clothing and any remaining undergarments only to reveal a set of male genitalia where normal humans would only have a pair of nipples, example "hey penistits what time is it?"

Penistits by clamscasino August 23, 2011

penilitis 

a harsh form of punishment, the penis is surgically removed from the genital area and re-attached to the forehead of the offender

pick them pokemon cards up of da floor in there or it's penilitis for you boy!

penilitis by the kdw May 2, 2010

pencilitis 

pencil inflammation; obtained by spending too much time with a pencil.

I had to get my pencilitis treated after hand writing a 9 page report.

pencilitis by redwolf27 November 18, 2010