Land of da TRILL

Port Arthur, TX is the original land of the Trill. Popularized by U.G.K

"Yo, you see that real ass nigga over there?"

"yeah, I heard his from P.A.T, Land of da TRILL."

"I wish he was my dad.."

Land of da TRILL by Port Arthur dude September 13, 2013

Land Cruiser 

Made from 1951, it is every Arab teenager's wet dream. Owning a land cruiser is not just owning a truck with 8 seats, or a 4x4 with a pimped-up body. It is much more than that. This car is built to last anything, no wonder why ISIS uses them. Collisions? got em. Explosions? got em. Nukes?, ehh, not yet tried but if its a land cruiser, you know it can survive it.
"If you want to go out to the outback, go in a Range Rover, if you want to return, go in a Land Cruiser"
-Every intellectual Australian
A true beast, it has Jeeps for breakfast, Nissan Patrols for Lunch, and Range Rovers for dinner, not to mention Ford Expeditions for dessert.

Person #1: "Yo, I just got a Land Cruiser!, can't wait to take this baby out for a run"
Person #2: "Are you retarded?, Jeeps and Range Rovers can beat its ass!"
Person #1: "*Shows montage of Land cruisers being blown up and still surviving without a scratch*"
Person #2: "You know what, ima be back, gonna sell my Jeep to get a Land Cruiser."

Land Cruiser by AverageLawAbidingCitizen April 27, 2019

Land o Lakes High school

A sorry excuse for an institution of learning. Plagued with The Seasonal Flu, the November Sickness, senioritis, and Freshmen. The football team hasn't had a winning season since what seems like the Bush Administration. Junior thots block the halls in passing, freshmen screaming at lunch, and the Black Market run rampant. Never ending renovations, occasional fights, and juuling in the bathrooms makes this highschool the best in the area when compared to Sunlake}. Teachers are unable to teach, the food looks like the recycled waste of a vegan, the trophies are old and [useless, and the Mellin Regime is eternal and ruthless. God can't save you if you go here. No one can.

Student 1: Where do you go to school?
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*

Land o Lakes High school by lolhs victim November 8, 2019

land-jack 

when corrupt politicians abuse eminent domain powers to seize property for greedy corporate developers

Back in the late 80's George W Bush was part owner of the Texas Rangers baseball team. He used his dads political connections to land-jack several properties and build a new ballpark all at tax-payer expense. Bush made about $15 million dollars in profit from this.

land-jack by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008

Land O Goshen 

Land O Goshen is a Southern expression of amazement or frustration. The Land of Goshen is a place referred to two times in the Bible, once as a province of Egypt (in the time of Joseph) and another time as a Canaanite land renamed Goshen in the book of Joshua. After Moses led the Jews out of Egypt (Goshen) and Joshua finally led them into Canann, they named a portion of the Promised Land, Goshen. This may be why the phrase is used as an exclamation of amazement and frustration, as the Land of Goshen was the place of the Israelites bondage, and later a place in the Promised Land.

1. Land O Goshen, I just saw a shooting star!
2. Land O Goshen, if I have to tell you to close that front door again I'm gonna tan your hide, boy!
3. Land O Goshen, that apple pie is the tastiest I ever et, Ma!

Land O Goshen by DallasDeckard January 27, 2011

land-locked 

being in a situation, especially one of a social nature, that is difficult and seemingly impossible to get out of.

Holly: "Damn, this party is lame. I so wanna leave here like right now, but I don't wanna be rude to Kristin either, she's still a great friend. Ugghhhh.... I just KNEW we should have planned an exit strategy, huh?"

Jenn: "For sure, especially since the bash that Terri's having would be WAY more off the chimney no doubt. It sure sucks to be land-locked like this!"

land-locked by Holly August 15, 2006

Land of the lustrous 

Depression. Just simple and pure Depression.

"I love Land of the lustrous, it's such a great work"

"Yeah, i'm depressed as well"

Land of the lustrous by Kongo sensei May 3, 2021