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Ratchet Hoeness 

Ratchet Hoeness is a person (usually a female) who takes being a Ratchet Hoe to the next level. She usually flirts and has sex with her best friends man, her neighbor, her coworker, etc. without hesitation .
Mary introduced her friend Rhonda to her brother and the very next day Rhonda took "Ratchet Hoeness" to another level and had sex with Mary's brother. Ratchet Hoeness in the flesh
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situational hotness 

when a male/female is only seen as attractive because there is insufficient amount of other male/females around to judge from.
"dude i would love to hook up with Susan"
"i feel as if Susan only has situational hotness within our Calculus class."

Hotness rating 

The Hotness rating is a rating out of 10 that you give to a person of the opposite sex. The hotter the person, the higher the rating. Therefore, Scarlett Johansson is regarded as a 10/10, and Rosie O'Donnell scores a lowly 1/10.
Dude 1: Hey, i scored with this chick last night!!
Dude 2: Was she a hottie?
Dude 1: I'd give her a hotness rating of 7/10.

Extremely Beautiful Hotness 

A girl who is extremely beautiful, hot, and has a great personality
Bailey Coxis Extremely beautiful hotness
(n.) how hot a person is, the quality of being hot
"Oh my God, hotness overwhelming! I'm losing control...quick John, get in front of me so she won't see my hard on."
hotness by --Meatwad-- November 26, 2004
Something that a “hoespreads when he/she touches someone.
“Stop spreading you’re hoeness, Lexi!”
Hoeness by Alex Bieber January 12, 2018

awesome hotness 

- the most awesomest wrestler who could kick your hiney in anything.
- the ability to just make girls (and at times, boys) cream their pants on the spot.
- is so l337, they can put chuck norris to shame.
- uncommonly known as a rich berkowitz
- and most of all, is definitely, over 9000
"he just killed that baby."
"it's okay, he's awesome hotness."

"is that jesus?!"
"no, it's awesome hotness."
awesome hotness by chocolate wonder February 27, 2009