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crunching numbers 

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.
"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"
crunching numbers by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007
Having sex and dancing at the same time. Derived from sexual mating practices of grunion. Grunion are known for their very unusual mating ritual. At very high tides the females come up on sandy beaches and dig their tails into the sand to lay their eggs. A male then wraps himself around the female to deposit his sperm. For the next ten days the grunion eggs remain hidden in the sand, but at the next set of high tides the eggs hatch and the young grunion are washed out to sea
I was gruning all night at prom with my date.
Gruning by Grunin June 26, 2008
The process of violently removing another persons underwear, without removing their trousers first. Like a wedgie, but continuing until the underwear is completely removed.
Rousey is a gimble, let's give him a good ginching.
Ginching by Melbage Cupper October 31, 2003

Grinching 

Grinching is a winter olympic sport, to play you need two or more players and to win you need to buy a Grinch suit off EBay and live in a cave at that point you must harass near by children and civilians on Christmas.
The winter Olympics will be comprised of Grinching along with other winter sports. The top athletes will participate in Grinching this winter.
Grinching by Kingofduckz December 5, 2020

grundling 

Nosing around the grundle area -- usually performed by a dog trying to get your attention (aka crotch-sniffing) or another person REALLY trying to get your attention.
"Dude, get your dog off of me!"
"Oh, sorry man. Spike! No grundling the guests!"
grundling by YodaDoe December 27, 2004
That one person who is always angry and thinks he being sacrcastic
Silvia is being grunchi again
grunchi by Pablo May 27, 2014