Gruning

Having sex and dancing at the same time. Derived from sexual mating practices of grunion. Grunion are known for their very unusual mating ritual. At very high tides the females come up on sandy beaches and dig their tails into the sand to lay their eggs. A male then wraps himself around the female to deposit his sperm. For the next ten days the grunion eggs remain hidden in the sand, but at the next set of high tides the eggs hatch and the young grunion are washed out to sea

I was gruning all night at prom with my date.

by Grunin June 26, 2008

Gröningen

A stupid grassplate where Anders says we have to go to everytime we have sports. You pronuonce it: Gr-ouh-ning-eeehn
Gröningen is near the school and beside a playground with annoying fuckers that people call "little kids".

Okay, lets go to Gröningen!
Why do we always have to be at gröningen?
Fuck Gröningen, it sucks cock.

by MALLOOOOW September 15, 2020

gurning

The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.

Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning

by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019

grunting a loaf

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.

I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.

by loafgrunter January 20, 2003

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

groningen

groningen is a city in holland, its way up north when you say "holland" or "dutch" people always think amsterdam the best city there is well they are so wrong, it is not groningen is the best city if you aks me way better weed nice cops nice people bars are open until dawn unlike amsterdam bars close there at 2 in the night wich sucks, when in holland visit groningen the best days of your live.

USAGUY: dude i just got here in amsterdam where can i get the best weed.
GRONINGENGUY: dude this is amsterdam go to groningen

by Grunn March 18, 2009

worm grunting

The act of inhaling earthworms through your nostril and expelling them via your mouth.

Ben and Kym are better at worm grunting than anyone else in the 5th grade.

by _Hoey_ October 1, 2007